One Direction as doctors...
- Harry: Well...erm.. what basically happened..erm...well..you basically broke your leg...erm...yeah.
- Louis: Do you know how many kids starve in Africa?! So suck it up and walk it off! *Sassy hair flip* Nurse Paul! Remove this selfish peasant from my sight!
- Liam: Well you've got a slight boobo but here's a band-aid! Oh here I'll kiss it better, Oh! I'm sorry did I hurt you? I'm sorry here have a lolly.
- Zayn: Life brings many bumps to the roller coaster that is life, you're now experiencing one but it will pass like the rain on a fall afternoon.
- Niall: Oh don't worry about it! It's just some deathly disease, no biggie. Here have a lolly, nevermind I'll just keep that I haven't eaten yet.